I lined up to talk to the teller and waited for about twenty minutes.
At the front of the line, "My card is stuck in the ATM outside!" I said to the teller, piteously.
Her response: "Fill out this form and I'll take a look".
"Thank you."
A few minutes later, she returned, "Well it looks like someone took your money while you were in the line up to talk to me. But we have your card."
I looked at her, and she simply stared back. I raised my eyebrows expectantly- I got in return, silence and a blank look.
"Will I ever get my money back?" I asked weakly.
"Maybe, we'll do an investigation and give you a call."
"Ok".
But twenty minutes after leaving the bank I began to realize that it wasn't OK...